a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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