Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Omg I joined a choir last night...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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