I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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