your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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