All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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