idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
you never un-have a 4some
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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