I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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