Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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