Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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