im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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