I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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