If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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