If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
they're like a gay fantastic four
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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