There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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