I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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