careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
the day after is always just damage control
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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