Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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