Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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