I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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