Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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