On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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