There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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