She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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