Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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