farters have to be the big spoon...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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