I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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