If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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