Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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