ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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