i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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