so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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