Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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