...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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