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having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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