your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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