well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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