when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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