he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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