I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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