jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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