Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
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I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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