Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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