He kissed a someone with a penis
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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