I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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