I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
