We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
She announced her abortion via fbk
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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Green mimosas i think yes
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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