WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Well I just put wine in my tea
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize