did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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