guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
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I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Why is there bacon in the couch?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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