Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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