paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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