my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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