I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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