well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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