I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Your penis caused this!
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