That's intense
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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